i'm wondering if i should start using a new alias;

fat cactuar

why? because it more accurately describes me now than my current alias, which a) reflected my desire for a doctorate of some kind and b) sounded clever with my liking of hot sauce. ya know, DocTabasco. the new alias reflects that i'm a) fat, b) prickly (lotsa hair) and c) obsessed enough with video games to use a monster from the Final Fantasy series in my alias.